pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)


theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)


guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)


bobbyhoying:

There’s 100,000 signatures to get Justin Bieber deported it’s like shit imagine if people got that angry about like…uh important things?

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)


snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

(via cornputer)


Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women: ...must be tough.

the-memorable-silent:

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE”

and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG 

(via kardashlan)


Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.


dont-stop-believin-in-klaine:

Conan accepts ALS Ice Bucket Challenge! :)

(via teamcoco)