deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via cornputer)


tastefullyoffensive:

Thief level: 99 [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Thief level: 99 [x]


a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

(via kardashlan)


laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)


imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

(via cornputer)


my meals in the summer

breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am

me: *goes into the living room*
family: ah, here we have the thing out of its natural habitat
me: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now


yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

(via cornputer)


cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)