slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

(via the-half-eaten-sandwich)


c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

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ps4official:

hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis

(via the-half-eaten-sandwich)


221b-bitch-please-street:

gabite:

cradily:

sophlaa:

cradily:

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

irish isnt a language…

Ith mo thóin

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(via the-half-eaten-sandwich)


person I dislike: *coughs*
me: can you not

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via tyleroakley)


greetings:

me when I go grocery shopping

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aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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